What do you do if your a Pilgrim and you land on Plymouth Rock with nothing to bring you to the Ye Ole Bohack Supermarket to buy Thanksgiving Dinner? You build the “Gobble Gobble” Mobile. A little known fact deleted from history books is the Gobble Gobble Mobile. Made from the feathers of 57 Turkeys (boy were they mad !!) The Gobble Gobble Mobile could hold 6 Pilgrims and 5 Indians. First powered by the sails from The Mayflower the Gobble Gobble Mobile could reach a top speed

Due to an Alcohol related infraction at Blitzens Bachelor Party and strickt restrictions by Homeland Security regarding air space, this year Santa is forced to ground the Reindeer and resort to alternate means of transportation to deliver the presents.

Even Ole Santa has to follow some rules. Sharing air space with 747′s and other aircraft he needed to upgrade his insurance. His insurance company North Pole Insurance and Ice Berg Company wanted Santa to get an appraisal. That's when Santa’s sleigh manager Blitzen contacted Vintage Auto Appraisal. Hey what do you think Blitzen does the other 364 days a year??? With that Vintage Auto Appraisal took the North Pole Express Train to the “Der Frozen Balls” Train Station. Rudolph

Sometime in the Appraisal Biz you do work for a Christmas Ruining Scoundrel. So when the Grinch's business manager "Sir Grumps Alot" contacted Vintage Auto Appraisal to do a Vintage Auto Appraisal Value Report on the Grinch-Mobile it was with no Fa La La La that we borded Der Frozen Chestnuts train line on our way to Whoville. The Grinch was in a worse than usual mood. It seems his long suffering Dog Max had reported him to the Sleigh Pullers Union for violation of the "One

We know it's a little early but we are feeling a little Ho Ho Ho this year. What kinda Classic Car would you like Santa to put under your Christmas Tree this year??

Do you have a car crazy lunatic on your Christmas or Holiday list to buy a present for? Why not give them the gift of a Vintage Auto Appraisal Gift Certificate. With a Vintage Auto Appraisal Gift Certificate of $325.00 or more value you can purchase for the old car nut a Vintage Auto Appraisal Value Report. That report includes a complete appraisal on the vehicle, 32-48 digital color photographs, vehicle comps, data plate, vin# information and value page. All You just set up

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